The Mom Purse

Since when did using “mom” as an adjective become a negative thing? Alas, it is. Think mom-jeans and a mom-hair cut. Well let me show you my mom-purse!


Let’s talk about the contents of this hot mess:

  • Cute bag for hauling around wet items.
    – It’s become a staple after the incident which will heretofore be known as The Diarrhea Incident. At Jake and Christy’s house.
  • Sunglasses
  • Car keys
  • Hand lotion
  • Pens
  • Sharpie for grocery-list-cross-offs
  • Fold-able bag for groceries and whatnot
  • Toy car
    -certified mom-purse item, obvs
  • Kleenex
    -while not strictly a mom-purse item, there are two packs in there, and one was for not-my-own runny-nose-wiping
  • Cheerios
    -dude, mom-purse
  • Cough drops
  • Wallet
  • Headphones, for plane trips. Two pairs, because you never know.
  • Chap stick, aspirin, memory stick
  • Lip balm, gum, band-aids

And the obvious winner of taking my bad into the mom-purse category: TINY GREEN UNDERWEAR.

But dude, they’re so cute, right?


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